Stomach Virus! An intestinal tract

Stomach Virus!
An intestinal tract ailment of some sort has knocked me on my derriere the last couple of days. I got it from my brother, who got it from his girlfriend and her mother. Fortunately my little nephew, who just might be the “carrier” that gave it to Lana and her mother, did not get it himself.
Boy, this bug is a nasty one. My vomit was actually BLACK with crap. It was considerably unpleasant to have it coming out of both ends, and to be sleepless while tossing and turning with intestines turned into Gordian knots.
I’m feeling somewhat better now.