Zombie Attack Meme

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.
Weapon: With no offense to the US Military, I want the most basic, reliable assault rifle in the world. I can’t afford a jam, I need to kick Zombie a**. I want an Ak-47.
Song: “Holding out for a Hero”, the Jennifer Saunders (Shrek 2) version
Person: I want the guy who has saved the world in his movie already, fighting every step of the way. I want Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis) from The Fifth Element.
Zombies won’t stand a chance.

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  1. Weapon: M134 Minigun. The gun used by Jessie Ventura in “Predator”. Also used in movies such as The Matrix, The Matrix II and Terminator II.
    6-barrel, air-cooled, and electrically driven machine gun. There is a gas-operated variant, designated the XM133, was also developed, but was not put into production. Fixed rate of fire of about 4,000 RPM. Yes that is 66.6 Rounds per second!
    Such a weapon is commonly found in malls across the world.
    Song: Another One Bites The Dust, by Queen
    Hero(ine): Milla Jovovich as Alice from Resident Evil series.

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