XKCD is right; George Will is wrong

George Will, who most recently was promoting his inane and facile denials of climate change, now is lamenting that adults wear denim. I wish I was kidding.
Edmund Burke — what he would have thought of the denimization of America can be inferred from his lament that the French Revolution assaulted “the decent drapery of life”; it is a straight line from the fall of the Bastille to the rise of denim — said: “To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.” Ours would be much more so if supposed grown-ups would heed St. Paul’s first letter to the Corinthians, and St. Barack’s inaugural sermon to the Americans, by putting away childish things, starting with denim.

Denim.
Crap, where can I get a high paying job putting out columns like this? Or, better yet, maybe George Will and I can trade jobs for a week. Maybe the Washington Post would be happy to make the change permanent.
By contrast, I give you this comic from XKCD.